being ugly on the internet is nice because you know you’ve earned all your followers instead of getting them b/c youre hot
(via hotboyproblems)
reasons why i would be a good girlfriend:
1. you don’t have to worry about other guys trying to steal me
2. ???????
3. ¿¿¿¿
(via fake-mermaid)
i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow
(via triteleia)
On Supernatural, we don’t say “I love you,” we say “I can’t do this without you” which roughly translates to “If you die, I’m coming with you” and I think that I’m crying help me.
(Source: damrnitsammy, via theheartofatrickster)
whenever weird shit happens to me i don’t even question it i just walk away because i will not be one of those people in the first 30 seconds of Supernatural no sir no ma’am
(via harold666styles)
when you unzip a guys pants while he has a boner does it pop up immediately like a wack-a-mole or does it slowly rise like dracula from his coffin
neither. the penis does not exist until you summon it through a series of mystic chants and riverdancing
i worry about the people on here sometimes
(Source: neptea, via sobabyrunn)
If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.
THIS GUY IN MY CLASS NEXT TO ME WAS ON TUMBLR AND I LOOKED OVER AND ONE OF MY TEXT POSTS WAS ON HIS DASH AND I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY OWN SPIT
DID HE REBLOG OR NOT THAT IS THE QUESTION
HE DIDNT AND I FELT SLIGHTLY OFFENDED NGL
(Source: herrolds, via un-conventional-beauty)
